The Million Dollar Screen
Design
This solid gold screen (red theater curtains not included) is the perfect projection device for the Bill Gates, John Rockefellers, or Christian Greys of the world.
The 25 karat gold included in the screen ensures that you will enjoy the utmost quality picture and only the highest levels of opulence. If you desire the best screen that money can buy, then look no further.
The screen can be easily mounted to any wall with the included 99.999% pure platinum mounting screws that perfectly accentuate the screen's design.
Whether you're looking for a way to validate your film snobbery or for the perfect gift to impress your movie loving girlfriend, wife, or mistress (we don't judge) the million dollar projection screen is sure to satisfy.
Solid Gold
If you decide that screws are a bit too plebeian for your tastes, it also includes a stand made of solid gold bars, which double as good vehicle to store wealth for the long term.
If a gold stand is not opulent enough for you, the screen's crystal bordering serve the dual purpose of further displaying your desire for excessive consumption demonstration of your pure baller status.
Dark Crystals
Gold not your style? Kick it up a notch with our Patent-Pending Dark Crystal frame. Mined from the planet Thra by an elite group of Gelflings and Podlings, this premium frame material is sure to make an impression!
Each crystal has been hand selected, cut and polished to create the most stunning projector screen frame ever assembled.
Black-Hole Ambient Light Rejecting Surface
Have an ambient lighting problem? Not any more!
Our special Black Hole Ambient Light Rejecting Surface comes standard on every Million Dollar Screen and is the ultimate screen surface for kicking ambient light's butt!
How does it work you ask? Like a BOSS! Let's break it down for you:
We have infused our surface with anti-gravity nanoparticles which such in any light that attempts to cross the plane of the screens surface from any direction other than head on.
The gravity is so intense that the ambient light cannot escape its pull and is directed towards the back of the screens surface where it is then concentrated. This concentrated light energy is then transformed and redirected out of the front of the screens surface adding tremendous brightness to your projected image.
How much brighter will the image be?
I don't know, I can't figure this stuff out. Who do you think I am, Steven Hawkings? Just trust us when we tell you it's bright, really freaking bright. Bright enough to melt your eyes right out of the sockets.
Look Like a Million Bucks
It doesn't matter where you put this projection screen; in your living room, home theater, or set up in your back yard - it is sure to be a conversation starter and a surefire way to prove that you appreciate film way more than anyone else you know.
Whether you're looking for a way to validate your film snobbery or for the perfect gift to impress your movie loving girlfriend, wife, or mistress (we don't judge) the million dollar projection screen is sure to satisfy.
Black Hole Ambient Light Rejecting Surface
Throw what you thought you knew about gravity, light and physics out the window! Our revolutionary Black Hole Ambient Light Rejecting Surface breaks all conventions and delivers an experience well beyond the event horizon.
Surface Characteristics
- Maximum Height Without Seams: 496"
- Weight (g/sm): 96,5492
- Thickness (mm): 0.00001
- Cleaning: Anti-Gravity
- Composition: Space-Time
Reflective Performance
- Gain Chart—See below
- Gain: 1.5
- Half Gain Angle: Material does not reach half gain.
Reflective Properties
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